"The part of the brain responsible for love and lust are not the same. When you’re in love, the part associated with empathy and care is lighted up while when you’re in lust, the part associated with reward and motivation is lighted up. Therefore, love and lust are obviously not the same thing!"
when people say nice things about you
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life
this is still SO FUNNY
Submitted by a follower:
I have to confess, pussy is my secret favorite food. The smell and taste of a wet soaked pussy satisfies me like nothing else. It’s like dinner and a show. Taking care of my hunger while watching a beautiful woman in pure ecstasy. Hearing her moan and hiss and claw at the sheets. When I was younger I said I would never go down on a woman, I’m 21 and if only I knew how good an aroused woman tasted. If I’m not wiping the sides of my mouth when I’m done, then I’m not done.
Haha ohhhhhh. That’s what’s up.